Overwhelmed with the urge to write a novel. I don’t know if this is because I’m an English student, or just something that happens to you after being a Tumblrer for so long, but there it is. I’ve written a paragraph. It’s already clearly a short story. I can’t think far enough ahead to plan an entire novel. It’s a nice start though :)
So reading my books for third year in the form of free pdfs I’ve managed to find on the internet has proven to be extremely successful so far. Before downloading these, I had started reading A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man on the last train journey back from Sheffield before summer started. I had managed to get about 30 pages in. Since then I hadn’t bothered to read any more. ...
meladoodle: *writes nothing but ‘lol’ in grandma’s 69th birthday card*
benedictedcumberbabeof221: mighty-thor-of-assgard: danniauttumns: ser-merlin-of-valyria: tumblr has fallen david karp is dead yahoo is coming your second sentence only has 5 syllables. Haiku fail. Though… they all do have 5, poem pass, haiku fail. it wasn’t a haiku, it was a harry potter reference: “the ministry has fallen scrimgeour is dead they are coming.”
teawithaview: Have you ever started to check your tumblr in the middle of getting dressed and half an hour later you’re still standing in your underwear with one sock on and also 15 minutes late.
vvierd: vvierd: do you ever look in a mirror and think why.… am i so perfect
I’m sorry, but Time by Hans Zimmer is the best song ever composed. Fuck Mozart, screw Beethoven - this songs evokes pure emotion EVERY single time I listen to it. And no, I don’t just mean it makes me bawl. Although it does, but that is not the point. Anyway, it’s from the Inception soundtrack and I urge you all to listen to it. Now.
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My reaction to 99% of everyones Facebook status:
cristinaya: Shine bright like a washed nintendog
trillow: [police officer] “sir are you in possession of any illegal drugs” “sure thing son whatchu need”
If you can’t be clever, be cultured.
Annoys me when people try to pretend like they know more than you, but they don’t do it in a factual “Well it’s this because of this..” kind of way. They just make generalised statements and follow it up with “It’s very lengthy, don’t ask haha” It’s like well, if you’re not prepared to explain, or you can’t even break down what...
edwad: muslims make up about 1/4 of the worlds population. you’re bound to have some criminals and very bad people that practice islam, but nobody cared about the religion of the sandy hook shooter or of other people who have done horrible things. the only time it matters is when they’re Muslim and that really pisses me off.
gordon-the-hat replied to your post: Today (well yesterday technically, 22/04) was my… Happy birthday, hopefully you had a nice day. Aw thanks bud :) it was alright, nothing special. I’m off to Ireland for my 21st though, so just looking forward to that now haha
consulting-violinist: nachobragers: why does every pixar movie that doesn’t need a sequel get a sequel when the incredibles is just sitting there ripe for the picking like seriously it’s even got a fucking cliff hanger
Today (well yesterday technically, 22/04) was my 20th birthday, and we went to visit some family. I went for a walk to the shop with my 10 year old cousin, and as we were talking, I found myself saying things like ‘Yeah well when you were a baby, we had these sweets that were [blah blah blah]’. So it’s officially happened - I’m old. I’ve started referring to periods...
aesthetic-dissonance: sagihairius: My mom just informed me that my first word was “quote” so I’m going to make sure my last word before I die will be “unquote” you have been blessed with a rare and epic opportunity
behindthebakery: oh look a bunch of fear mongering on the news about Islam I don’t even see why it was necessary to mention their religion, when Chechnya is predominantly Muslim and they stated that there is a lot of conflict going on back in the part of Chechnya that they’re from. So clearly is more about their birthplace, rather than their religion.
uhuhanniebananie: tltty: i don’t even know if i like blogging anymore it’s kinda just routine people say the same thing about cocaine
the ‘b’ key on my laptop has come off. and the more i’ve trie to get it back on, the more little tiny things that broke from the underside of the key. so now i’ve got to take this fucker all the way down to the computer shop tomorrow, to see if they can order me a new one and put it on for me, since i am a heavy-handed fuck.
pizzaforpresident: bunnyinafez: iwantfitbody: madamedepompador: winchesterwolves: moniker-padacklyte: zillystring: wasereborworthit: mellowminty: pizzaforpresident: petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’ what about alaska are we then normal canada canada a bit to the left What about South America? Is that just America? Or South South Canada? i cried my ass...